The Sayonara mail ...

I left my previous company without even sending a farewell mail! Well, finally on the way back home I had some time and that too was not without any hiccups. Since there's nothing more interesting that has happened of late, I thought I will reproduce the Sayonara mail.

I write this as I listen to the strains of the soundtrack of Serendipity standing out of the unrestrained orchestra of the Netravati Express as I inch closer to God’s own Country. The last few days were a blur with me getting lost in the maze of a thousand things to do and byes and well wishes flying all around.

I would prefer not to write my last mail in a way that rakes up the nostalgic dust of the days gone by. Those who know me might already know how much I enjoyed these days and what all I did. I do hope that the stories, gossips and rumours linger on and prolong the legacy or whatever you may call it, persist for the time to come.

I thought I will pen down a few thoughts that sporadically come and go in my mind. Some codes that I tried to live by ...

1. Mumbai is a great place to roam around. Be it the city or the places outside it. Go on a pleasant weekend with a clear mind and scour the streets and take in the chaos of the local train, the best buses, the aura of the marine drive etc. Hundreds of places outside Mumbai too are worth a visit. Use your weekends! Be a traveller.

2. Bikers abound in this city. Get your own ride and login to xbhp.com You get a lot of friends and also something to divert your attention to during office hours

3. If you are bitten by the environment bug, try bicycling. I still cherish the moments we at cyclists.in we spent in that night ride from Powai to Nariman point and back. You get a chance to attend the Critical mass (google it up) or ride down the Sea link on your own bicycle. And by the way you are planning to buy one, don’t get something for less than 10000! Believe me, it is worth every buck you shell out

4. Trek the Sahyadris, get close to nature. Take your tent or your sleeping bag, or rather rent it, and spend some time in close communion with nature. You won’t realize what you are missing unless you experience it firsthand!

5. Same with Astronomy. A night under the stars is the best thing to recharge your batteries. Get in touch with Khagolmandal.com or some astronomy clubs for a night out under the stars!

6. Mumbai is the best place to be in if you are in for adventure or you want to try something different. Take out time to go to karting, horse riding, river rafting, paragliding etc. Do it!

7. The very important deadline at work may not be significant in a week! The most important thing now would not be a concern five years from now! I have come to the conclusion that you got to enjoy and have fun every moment and make friends for those are the memories that are going to last and those are the people who remember you for all eternity.

8. It is not about how many friends you have but how many people are ready to call you a friend.

9. I am not old enough to say that Money is nothing and that it will come today and go tomorrow.

10. Do not be desperate, your time will come J

11. L&T gym at gate 2 is a great place to go to especially if you are in powai for an extended duration! It does keep a check on your progress!!

12. If you are not the gym freak kind, you do burn some calories when you go on Tuesdays and Thursdays to play football and maybe till the enthusiasm lasts, play cricket too. You do get to meet passionate sport freaks at gate 7 on the rendezvous days.

13. You won’t be alone if you say that LR2 food is crap. I had successfully boycotted if for close to four months in 2010!

14. Enjoy your forays to Galleria, the 75 ka Subway, the occasional pleasures at KFC, the delectable pizzas, all of them in Hiranandani. I stop here because there are a number f connoisseurs already out there.

15. Do make use of Vodafone Tuesdays to gorge on that Cheese burst or catch a blockbuster.

16. You get tickets as cheap as 50 in Kulraj Broadway and 40 in Sona gold!

17. Do visit and enjoy Britannia, Swati snacks, Leopold, the Sunday brunch at JW Marriott, the shavarmas at picadilly, the baida roti at Bade miah, just to name a few!

18. Thambi is a Tamil hotel in chandivali and Murali near gate 7, Taste at Mahakali caves and Just Kerala at Chakala are fine Mallu hotels ideal for lunch feasts on working days. The best Mallu meal is on offer on Sundays at Deluxe near CST.

19. Cooking is the best. Start now if you haven’t already.

20. Drinking is good so long as you drink scotch that too neat and the way it is supposed to be :P

21. Smoking is real bad :X due to a lot of reasons

22. Parties are good. Treat and get treats from everyone and whenever you can!

23. The L&T tea at 2pm though weird is addictive!

24. The coffee machine is a great resource if you can use it properly ;) You know what I mean right!

25. L&T - Lunch & Tea, or Learn & Train, but they are true depictions! A day inside is far more economical than a wasted CL! You get Lunch, Tea, breakfast, AC and free internet! On the other hand it is the best place to learn and train. I am sure most of you will agree with me on this!

26. Speaking of which, the best part of L&T is freedom, the freedom to start your own blog or club or the freedom to work your ass off and do some revolutionary work. And the flip side is that nobody will ask you to work. You gotta be motivated. Your action decides whether L&T is Lunch & Tea or Learn & Train!

27. Its all good people in L&T. You ay not realize how cool your boss is and how approachable and helpful he is unless you give it a try. Almost everyone regardless of cadre would be more than happy to spend some of their precious time you entertain your genuine queries. And the flipside is no one helps or gives you feedback without asking.

28. From my understanding, have as much fun as you can in your stint at L&T, both in work and otherwise. Bosses do oversee some outrageous fun because they too are fun loving. That is the only way you are going to cherish your days and get closer to people!

29. Coming late to office is not a crime so long as you can cover it :P

30. Shopping sprees are exciting and memorable

31. Becoming an MT gives lot of financial freedom

32. Do something innovative at work. Is there some work that nobody can best you? Doing timepass activities like literature club or start a blog are stepping stones to taking initiatives at work. Being unique is the thing. Have your signature on whatever work you do.

33. By the way, timepass activities like Literati and BoloLogo can also be called as Employee engagement initiative and corporate communication channel! Some of the best times that you have spent are through such activities. You do get to network and know ore people.

34. Do collect relics and capture memorable moments on the photo screen coz those are the only things that will be left to relive the past.

35. I have always felt that I was going home whenever I was going to L&T. The warmth and the freedom is unparalleled and I don’t think it will be possible with any other company!

36. If you work past 5.10 it means that you are not efficient enough to finish your work on time!

And this is the time when the laptop screen gets screwed. Anyways, I think I have already vented most of the spontaneous flow of thought. I am out of words to describe days spent at L&T, I would end by saying that you can always consider me as the guy next door and that you can feel free for approaching me for anything whatsoever.

I shall be available at xxx@gmail.com My facebook profile is http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=xxxxx and my blog is http://sporadic-chirping-of-a-free-bird.blogspot.com/

See you all soon …
Cheers,
xxx xxx

The irony is that the Sayonara Mail is not sent yet because fishing out the email ids is a big headache that will take an hour itself! 

The road to the Motorcycle license (From Dreams, Thoughts, Experiences)

It is really an interesting experience if you plan to take a driving license without the aid of the driving school. Though I took my LMV license through a driving school, I decided to take the motorcycle one on-my- own. If you are on-your-own, there are quite a number of privileges that you have to forsake. You can avoid spending a considerable number of days (not hours!) at the Transport Bhavan (the dirty, dingy complex that is office to the RTO); you can bypass the extremely long queue (so long that it starts at the counter, runs right across the hall, down the stairs to some corner in the storey below); you can avoid the innumerable shuttles between home and the CALLS counter (Computer Aided Learner’s Licensing System) each time the MVI (Motor Vehicle Inspector) rejects your application (simply because no one except the driving-school-guys know how to fill the application form and all that goes with it); in short, a myriad inconveniences.

Unfortunately, I had to go through all this drama just to get a test date. Again you miss out a lot of leniencies on the day of the actual driving test. You will certainly miss the services of the M-80 Major, the ubiquitous milkman-motorcycle which every driving school possesses. With its wonderful maneuverability, it is a boon for anyone taking the figure-8 motorcycle test. These driving school guys alter the M-80 to such an extent that you don’t even have to touch the clutch! In case of the LMV H-test, you will have to miss out on the algorithm these guys have created to crack the H! Follow the algorithm and each time you reach a strategic point of the H (conveniently marked out by heaped leaves and lines scuffed on the ground), you just have to turn the steering wheel the prescribed number of times and so on until you are magically through the H.

In case you are shrewd enough, you can advantageously use the leaf-heaps these guys use to help their clients identify strategic points on the test track and more importantly that cigarette carton resting on that strategic rod in the H-test. Overhearing the instructions these guys give to their clients can give you a wealth of information without which you would cut a sorry figure in front of those MVIs. Those viva-voce questions, the hand signals, the live demonstrations …. I grabbed them with both hands and came out in flying colors. I owe a large portion of my success in the yesterday’s on-my-own motorcycle test to these driving school guys!

Savouring the last Souring vacation (From Dreams, Thoughts, Experiences)

I have had nothing to do except chill out for the past few days! Isn't that testimony enough for the fact I am on a vacation? The hectic days of final year at college are over. The days where I slog and sweat at work are yet to come. Doesn't that allude to the fact that this is the last vacation for a long long time? That remaining so, recall the fact that familiarity breeds contempt and that even elixir in excess is real bad!

What is the ideal length of a vacation that one can enjoy to the fullest? For some guys at college, this last vacation was as short as 15 days. If you are planning on chilling out for a few days after those demanding last days at college, enjoying your mother's food and the delightful comforts of your cozy home, hanging out with friends - killing time, cracking jokes, window shopping and what not? You even have ample time to go on a pilgrimage(??) or an all-India tour!

Not before long, you finally realize that your vacation has come to an end and you are engaged in a frantic shopping spree to buy all those necessities, visiting relatives and seeking out their blessings before finally embarking on the 'epic' journey to work, visiting temples and praying for good luck ... thousands of things to do in a very short time!

One of my friends was gifted so short a vacation that he got to enjoy only the second busy half of the it, so much so that some of us (a group of 4) got an appointment to meet him only after deliberations stretching over two days! Most other guys got a decent vacation of a month and a half and have took off to work. What about me? This is day 70 of the 3 month long vacation. Yep, three months! I have done all those things that I have mentioned people do in their vacation, yet this one doesn't seem to end! I feel like a thirsty wanderer searching for an water in the middle of a desert, getting fooled every now and then by a mirage. All I yearn for is something interesting to keep me occupied!

It seems I have exhausted all the options. Lets see ... The first few days were spent in planning and executing a very enchanting foray into Wayanad, an ideal ecotourism destination nestled among the mighty western ghats that runs along the west coast of peninusular India. The purple patch threatened to end with this, but I deftly extended it to a few more days by going on a tour to friends' houses all along the length and breadth of God's own country. By this time my brother had arrived on his somewhat-long vacation. With two computers at home and lots of games waiting to be played, it turned out to be an extension of those idle college days where I used to play computer games day in and day out! A host of other interesting activities went on other than this and I was really enjoying.

That's when we (me, brother and parents) embarked on a North India tour extending from the borders of Pakistan at Wagah(Amritsar) to the thronging devotees on the holy banks of the sacred Ganges at Rishikesh and Haridwar, from sylvan Mussoorie and the peaceful Doon valley to the busting National capital ... We missed out on the last leg though, involving the pink city and the world wonder, due to a minor mishap in Delhi. The dream run ended shortly and it was up to me and my brother to make amends.

I really felt the pinch when my brother's long vacation came to a screeching halt a few days down the line. I was forced to turn my attention to hobbies that I had put in the cellar for the past four years ... reading, blogging, surfing and the like. Each passing hour seems like a day. I have even started attending those receptions and marriages of people whom I didn't know but people who knew me, a thing I have always abstained from all my life! With each passing minute this vacation which I thought I would savour is getting more and more sour. It is turning out to be a really long, Souring last vacation!